Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
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