Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
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Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
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If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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