is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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