OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Randomize
