They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
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Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
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Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.