I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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