Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
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My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
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Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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