he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
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I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
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I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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