I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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