Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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