Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
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last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
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You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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