he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
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You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
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I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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