I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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