I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
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