it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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