Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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