YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
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So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
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Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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