i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I want to fling myself into the sun
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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