I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
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I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
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What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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