Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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