Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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