I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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