anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
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Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
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Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
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