he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
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