literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
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I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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