I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
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After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
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I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
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