the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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