Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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