He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
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I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
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what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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