so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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