Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
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Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
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well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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