yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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