Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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