I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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