I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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