Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
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the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
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I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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