normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
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He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
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Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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