I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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