I accidentally had phone sex last night
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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