Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
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Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
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I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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