Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Barsexuality is the new black.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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