Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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