He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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