Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
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