i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
17 year olds will be the death of me.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
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All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
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Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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