okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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