your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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