well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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