Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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