was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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