you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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