brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
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Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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