I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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