Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
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